Retarded Facebook Status Updates

[Dolemite]

you have the wrong friends.

*Looks at friends list* Hmm...Adam Bowers. Yup, you're right.

celebrities (chad ochocinco, chris gore {dvduesday}, etc.)

LOL @ "celebrities."

Its like twitter. If you do it wrong you will end up like Dolemite. Do it right ... no worries.

You don't understand. Basically, my facebook list is mostly RL friends and TNL peeps. I have very few others on there...and only one or two "problem" friends. I've already weeded out most of the douchebags and removed them. I see people with over 500 facebook friends...THOSE are the ones doing it wrong.

[Tones]

I would get brutally made fun of if I put attention whoreish woe is me shit in my facebook status. I like having mean friends.

Girls only get away with it because guys don't want to ruin their meager chance of boning them.

[Advocate]

*Looks at friends list* Hmm...Adam Bowers. Yup, you're right.

LOL.

LOL @ "celebrities."

Before the NFL banned it. I liked getting Chad updates during the game.

You don't understand. Basically, my facebook list is mostly RL friends and TNL peeps. I have very few others on there...and only one or two "problem" friends. I've already weeded out most of the douchebags and removed them. I see people with over 500 facebook friends...THOSE are the ones doing it wrong.

Yeah, I'm doing the same thing.

[Josh]

I see people with over 500 facebook friends...THOSE are the ones doing it wrong.

I did this until it stopped giving me bonuses in Mafia Wars. Then I deleted everyone.

[Josh]

I also accidentally deleted some real people around this time... including Ramon. His vagina went into orbit.

[Fe 26]

if I have a friend who post that sad shit I just call them, or I ignore them.

And if they don't have a real problem I make fun of them.

I only call though because I have had friends who have had real problems.

[ElCapichan]

I hate getting random friend invites from people I have never met, only because they are friends will relatives or one of my real friends. Whats the point of having 700+ friends if you have never met some of these people or never talk or see them, or just don't even care about them?

[Dolemite]

Yeah, some friend of my gf that she hasn't seen since High School sent me a friend request. I ignored it.

Also, some girl I hardly knew from HS (we never hung out or even talked at all) has sent me 3 friend requests in a row, and I ignored each one. I mean, wtf. Leave me alone, bitch.

[Mr-K]

I actually enjoy looking in on the wretched lives of people I barely knew 8 years ago.

[Dolemite]

In that case I should add that this girl now looks to be pushing 200lbs and is posing in her profile pic with her two ugly kids and a husband that looks exactly like Edward James Olmos in Stand And Deliver.