The Support of a Statue or a Vase Is a Pedestal

**K3V** · 06 Jan 2010, 08:03 PM

Okay, so my statue is broke as fuck. I haven't been able to get it to stand up on its own for very nearly a year, and I'm missing out on my often only shift at Gamestop each week standing and holding this thing. We have no one in my family nearby to help us out and keep this fucking thing standing up, and her family is just unreliable (read: alcoholic) - if we try to have them hold this fucking statue it will be shattered in no time by their drunk asses.

Seriously, lazy people are being rewarded for doing nothing, and because we hold this fucking thing up all day, we get shit, where the fuck is the justice in that? When my bitch dumped me, I lost the one bit of assistance I did get with this fucking statue, and because we can't that, I can't work past 2 PM, or before 5:30 PM, so I can't get work anyhow.

All I'm saying is let the lazy shits go homeless, and use welfare TO BUY ME A FUCKING PEDESTAL. Where is the reward for those that are trying, and are giving back, when they can just get pampered and cared for well into retirement by doing nothing?

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How the fuck is Henry IV of France supposed to stand up without a pedestal?