Top 100 Cheesiest Movie Lines

[Glass Joe]

WTF @ Brandon Lee complimenting Dolph's penis?

That was Showdown in Little Tokyo and he talks about the size of Dolph's dick on numerous occasions in that film if I remember correctly.

[Dolemite]

How did this scene not make it into that video?

[Timber]

I was totally with them until:

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum."

That's one of the greatest lines in movie history.

[Shine]

Sack of wine? Are you sure that wasn't a TV edit?

I was totally with them until:

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum."

That's one of the greatest lines in movie history.

Truth!

Also, the Juggernaut line was taken from an internet joke, so that doesn't count, it was actually one of the better moments of that travesty.

[Drewbacca]

Arnold, Kind Leonidas and Jesse Ventura are on this. And that's inexcusable.

[Despair]

Agreed, some of the greatest things on this list make it blow.

[Mzo]

I ain't got time to bleed is a great line. Fuck this list.

Also, pick like the worst of the Arnold Mr. Freeze lines and stop padding the list with every single one.

Ohgodohman has been a joke over at RF for months, that shit is awesome.

[Mr-K]

Also, the Juggernaut line was taken from an internet joke, so that doesn't count, it was actually one of the better moments of that travesty.

Oh, Christ, I *forgot* that they put that in the movie. What a fucking vomit train, Jesus.

[Dolemite]

Sack of wine? Are you sure that wasn't a TV edit?

Nope, it was in the actual movie. I remember seeing Troy in theaters and when Pitt did the "sack of wine" line me and my friends were all like wtf?

[Cheebs]

Dude, the list had Batman whipping out the Bat Credit Card. That carries enough cheese to make up for all of the other 99 entries combined.