Inventor Unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

[Pineapple]

Your mom looks like George Costanza.

[kedawa]

cantstandja

[Pineapple]

LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE!

[Jason]

also: this guy looks exactly like what I thought he would.

and he's happily married! maybe this was the only way he could fuck a different hole without it being considered cheating.

I wouldn't fuck with that robot, it's version 1... everyone knows the shit will need a good 2 or 3 versions before it's solid. My main concern (besides the fact I'd be fucking a robot) is whether the shit can clean itself out. I'd hate to have to wash the cum out of something I just spent 7k on. Self cleaning would be ideal... and who the fuck would ever want a snoring option? you have to be real fucking lonely to miss the sound of a girl snoring. Might as well make it fart every now and then with pre-set smells, have her vag smell like tuna once a month... fuck.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Jason obviously isn't into thoroughbreds.

[Shine]

I'd pay money for a robot to fart potpourri.

[Jason]

I say use that money on a 3 some with 2 smoking hot chicks for the evening, video tape it... watch it for the next day or two and then blow your brains out.

[Doc Holliday]

EDIT: Do you like Porsches?

[Shine]

Is that an erection he's getting while talking about the servos and motors and shit?

Wait, did she just say stop that? So, if I understand this correctly, she's so like a real woman that she's never in the mood?

[Rated E]

"Do you know what I like? Using emery boards for my foot calluses. Would you like to abrade my calluses?"


I watched Taboo: Love on the National Geographic channel last night, would have been nice if these were invented a few years sooner so they would have been on the show.