Official 2010 Only Dumbasses Get Tax Returns Thread

[Doc Holliday]

If you are really smart, you wouldn't have to pay any income tax to fund all those programs you hate so much.

See, that's my argument against legalizing marijuana.

I'm doing just fine making 35,000 - 45,000 untaxed dollars a year for 20 hours a week.

[Jason]

You shouldn't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.

[YellerDog]

They still make movies branded National Lampoon. How did this happen.

[Razor Ramon]

I don't like the new Diff. Go away again.

[YellerDog]

I am not sure about this new Razor. Something is different.

[Diff-chan]

I don't like the new Diff. Go away again.

Who are you?

[kingoffighters]

Razor is the one to mow your lawn

[Jason]

lolz. I work for H&R Block at the moment. I spend 9 hours a day answering questions about people's taxes and changing their PIN # and telling them when their refund will get there. In general, people are way too fucking stupid to even earn a refund. I've been there 4 weeks and have had calls from every single state. My conclusion: do your own taxes, wait the 8-15 days it takes to get your refund, avoid going anywhere to have your taxes prepared so you save all the fees ($800 to have your $1500 return prepared? Are you fucking retarded?), and don't listen to anything a "tax professional" says. They want your money, they will fuck you, they will not tell you about all the fees, and you'll call me all angry like. I got called a baby killer because a 9 month pregnant 21 yr old (lol fucking black people) didn't get approved for the 1-2 day loan but paid for it and she wouldn't be able to pay her hospital bills on time. I put her on mute and said some very bad things to her that she could not hear.

Do your own fucking taxes. It takes 15 minutes. Learn to math and then shut the fuck up and wait.

my friends dad buys turbotax every year for his family/friends, I think they allow you 5 tax returns (or something like that). I just show up and do mine, easy peasy... and free (otherwise I pay $30 if no freebies are left). Even if you buy the software, go in with whoever wants a tax return... $20 a person (or whatever).

[Yoshi]

Just use the online version.

[Pineapple]

Yeah, I do the online one most of the time (last year I did it on paper). I don't mind waiting for my money to come.
I had a call last night from someone who took a vacation halfway across the states and was expecting to come home using their refund money, only to realize they didn't get the 1-2 day and would be stuck for a week without any money. In the rain. 700 miles from home.
Don't plan your vacation around when you *think* your taxes are coming.