Because a third rate Sergeant Hartman rip off is a great character. As I said, I love the game anyway.
Edit: Damn you Opaque!
The way Serrano fucked with Grayson was really well done, imo.
He's actually right most of the time, which makes it even more interesting. Yeah, Grayson was tricked into killing some innocent people by Serrano but did that give Grayson reason to kill thousands of innocent people on the ship just to try to get back at Serrano? The jokes and digging in Serrano does while they're going around the ship is just top notch in my opinion, and he screams like the drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket which means if you think his humor is bad you also hate good movies.
Because a third rate Sergeant Hartman rip off is a great character. As I said, I love the game anyway.
Edit: Damn you Opaque!
Maybe if you pussy dicked cock slobbers grew some balls you'd be able to handle how fucking amazing Serrano is.
I'm sorry your threshold for quality is so low that you'd be amused by that performance. Personally, I don't like it when entertainment assumes I'm stupid. Serrano is a perfect example of LCD (lowest common denominator). The dirty little secret of videogames is that for all the trumpeting of games-as-high-entertainment, nearly every story told, and every line of dialog said in a videogame, is of subpar quality and dubious provenance.
You guys need to demand better of artists.
Boo, Hiss.
Don't you have bible class or some panty knitting club to go to Nancy Boy?
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All them tears turn to waterfalls.
LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
Just because people want better from the medium doesn't mean loud dumb blockbusters should be eliminated. Those put more butts in the seats in ANY medium, in the end.
Duke Nukem is one of gaming's most well-known characters, and this is very much following that thread. And obliterating it. Seriously, I can't see Duke Forever being anything but a big disappointment in comparison with what Bulletstorm has done.
Why can't this be Citizen Kane with guns?
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