Jessica Chobot

[RoleTroll]

As "The Professor of Poon" Tom Leykis used to say: ejaculation is like urination. If you have your choice, you'd prefer to use the fancy bathroom at the five star hotel with the guy who hands you the towel. But if nature calls and the only thing available is the dirty gas station where the bathroom key is attached to a board to keep you from leaving with it, you do what you gotta do.

[Kbu Chan]

Oh yeah, I'd hit Chocobot. She's smokin', and anyone who says other wise is a liarface.

[Satsuki]

Since I am Satsuki, I suppose I should say something here....
remember Game Girl Advance (trance vibrator chicks)? Or the PMS clan? Or Morgan fuckin Webb? I think a lot of you have been arguing about these dumb gamer chicks for years....
this is kind of sounding like the Singles thread, part two D:

[kedawa]

As "The Professor of Poon" Tom Leykis used to say: ejaculation is like urination. If you have your choice, you'd prefer to use the fancy bathroom at the five star hotel with the guy who hands you the towel. But if nature calls and the only thing available is the dirty gas station where the bathroom key is attached to a board to keep you from leaving with it, you do what you gotta do.

I'd rather piss on the lawn and avoid the nasty.

[Frogacuda]

As "The Professor of Poon" Tom Leykis used to say: ejaculation is like urination. If you have your choice, you'd prefer to use the fancy bathroom at the five star hotel with the guy who hands you the towel. But if nature calls and the only thing available is the dirty gas station where the bathroom key is attached to a board to keep you from leaving with it, you do what you gotta do.

Leykis is an idiot. You can drain you bag yourself if you need to. I'm not talking about doing anything unpleasant, I think most reasonable men that enjoy the bodies of women can find plenty to enjoy in Four Town. A little cellulite and some stretch marks never killed no one.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Tell that to Buffalo Bill's victims.

[icarusfall]

I think most reasonable men that enjoy the bodies of women can find plenty to enjoy in Four Town. A little cellulite and some stretch marks never killed no one.

You only say that because you don't have the option of only nailing good looking women. You might have lucked your way into a few7s, but you're not the best looking guy, and people tend to stay in their range.

[Josh]

people tend to stay in their range.

Not if you wield one of these:

You may have experience with this too?

[bbobb]

They do work wonders.

[Cowutopia]

She meets my standards for a dicking.