Jessica Chobot

[icarusfall]

I see you've posted a picture of a girl-fishing rod.

[Doc Holliday]

Not if you wield one of these:

Or one of these...

[Cowutopia]

I'm confused, I didn't post a picture of my penis anywhere.

[Josh]

Can you be sure?

[Doc Holliday]

I am pretty sure I can spot a gay fishing-pole when posted.

[Josh]

[Frogacuda]

You only say that because you don't have the option of only nailing good looking women. You might have lucked your way into a few7s, but you're not the best looking guy, and people tend to stay in their range.

As a broad generality this is true (though I have a good rap and I actually do ok most of the time), but there are two issues:

1) No one is boning 9s every night. Again I bring up Tiger Woods. You ain't Tiger Woods.
2) My attractiveness might affect how many options I have on a given night but not what I can actually enjoy. If I was better looking I'd settle less often but it wouldn't make me any less capable of appreciating an average looking woman.

[Josh]

You ain't Tiger Woods.

That's not what advertising from a couple years back told me.

[Fe 26]

Since I am Satsuki, I suppose I should say something here....
remember Game Girl Advance (trance vibrator chicks)? Or the PMS clan? Or Morgan fuckin Webb? I think a lot of you have been arguing about these dumb gamer chicks for years....
this is kind of sounding like the Singles thread, part two D:

if it makes you feel better, most of the board probably wants to sleep with you because you can walk up right and are not fat. NO GAMING REQUIRED

Yes, I know I'm a flatterer. I try my best.

[Razor Ramon]

Sats used to be pretty plump.