Jessica Chobot

[icarusfall]

Look, no one here would decline to fuck her if she hosted videos on hemorrhoid cream instead of video games. It's irrelevant.

There are basically only four reasons not to fuck a girl:

1) There will be consequences (this covers disease risk, having to put up with seeing her later, her boyfriend finding out, she's a psychopath and might get you into trouble, etc, etc)

2) She doesn't want to fuck you. (Fun fact: Jessica Chobot doesn't want to fuck you.)

3) You're busy fucking someone else.

4) You can't get it up for her.

We're discounting 1, 2 and 3 because it's a hypothetical question that doesn't include any practical conditionals. So if it's 4 and the girl isn't a complete pig, you're gay.

Don't get all philosophy about you guys having a raging boner for someone that might as well not exist to you. She's slightly above average and if you haven't been banging chicks as hot as her then I don't know what to tell you.

[Nash]

Your dick isn't a precious gift to be saved for only the most elite.

No, but I just wouldn't be turned on by someone I would consider a five.

And this:

... if you haven't been banging chicks as hot as her then I don't know what to tell you.

[Compass]

Frontathon in progress.

[Frogacuda]

Don't get all philosophy about you guys having a raging boner for someone that might as well not exist to you. She's slightly above average and if you haven't been banging chicks as hot as her then I don't know what to tell you.

Slightly above average is completely, 100% fuckable. So is moderately below average until you hit around 40. I've sure as shit done a lot worse than Chobot and still felt better in the morning than if I didn't get laid. I live in a college town, and if you look at the female students at Rutgers, I would probably say well over 90% of them are fuckable.

If the choice is "Who would you rather fuck, Chobot or a hotter girl than Chobot," then fine. The question is would you rather fuck her or not fuck her and if the answer is no, you like dicks.

[bbobb]

Your dick isn't a precious gift to be saved for only the most elite. I say you haven't lived until you've fisted a fat girl on her parents' bed. DIFFERENT STROKES.

Hey, I've done that.

*HIGH FIVE*

[Chux]

I need to resign from rampant fronting because a handfull of you dudes are rediculous.

[Nash]

Slightly above average is completely, 100% fuckable. So is moderately below average until you hit around 40. I've sure as shit done a lot worse than Chobot and still felt better in the morning than if I didn't get laid. I live in a college town, and if you look at the female students at Rutgers, I would probably say well over 90% of them are fuckable.

If the choice is "Who would you rather fuck, Chobot or a hotter girl than Chobot," then fine. The question is would you rather fuck her or not fuck her and if the answer is no, you like dicks.

There's nothing wrong with fucking someone you think is a seven or eight who other people may think is a four. People have their own standards on what they find is attractive. But if you're fucking someone you personally rate as a four, then that's just being desperate.

[Bacon McShig]

Yeah, seriously. Your dick may not be a special gift, but nor is it a charity event.

[Frogacuda]

There's nothing wrong with fucking someone you think is a seven or eight who other people may think is a four. People have their own standards on what they find is attractive. But if you're fucking someone you personally rate as a four, then that's just being desperate.

Look, real talk time.

Although I can't find the article right now, I read a study a while back that said only about 5% of guys who go to a bar looking to get laid actually do on any one particular night, despite fronting to the effect of about 60% of them claiming they will. So if that's our base average (which we'll call "5") then most of them are going home alone. If one of these fives has the option to go home with a four instead of going home alone, he is, in fact, having a better night than most guys at that bar. Guys lie about getting hot girls all the time, and you're lying too.

This whole macho bullshit about only fucking girls you think are in the top 20% is bullshit. You're not an 8 dude, you're like a 5.2 and you're Asian. I'm like a low four. I'm going to bag a few threes on slow nights and I'm not going to feel bad about it. Yeah, occasionally I'll trick an eight because I know how to talk and that's a lot better, but get fucking real with this ridiculous fronting, it's embarrassing the rest of our gender.

It's not about desperation, dude, it's just that pussy is better than no pussy. That's just pragmatism, here.

[Frogacuda]

PROOF WITHIN:

Tiger Woods bangs 10s, and is married to this woman:


But on several occasions when no other woman was available, he fucked this girl. On her period:


Tiger knows there's always a room and a warm bed in Threesville. You are not better than Tiger, you are just gay.