That was a BAD, BAD movie. They copied Spiderman formula to the fucking T, stuck in a gold digging love interested, retarded villain with even more retarded plan, and a fucking flying car and you got this shit.
So it was just announced that the director of Wanted and Night Watch is looking to remake a recent (2009 lawl) Russian movie called Black Lightning for American audiences. Having no idea what this was I found an amazing trailer:
We've got the start of the first live-action Transformers movie that turns into Spider-Man, only instead of superpowers it's a flying car. I can't tell if this is genius or just retarded, but either way it's so ridiculous I love it. Tracking down a copy, this should be entertaining.
That was a BAD, BAD movie. They copied Spiderman formula to the fucking T, stuck in a gold digging love interested, retarded villain with even more retarded plan, and a fucking flying car and you got this shit.
But he's making his own flying car to fight another flying car! With missiles! This is completely sound and reasonable!
Hey, I am ALL for flying car battles, but trust me, they fucked up even that. Though evil Mercedes was pretty cool though.
Hahaha this looks AMAZING
They are going to play chicken in the SKY.
I remember this from damn near a year ago, no interest then and still no interest now. Remake? Sure, why not, They're remaking every other crap thing only to fuck it up worse.
I liked the macross missile moment.
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