Reply With QuoteMachete Kills sucked just as much as the first one did.
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Originally Posted by Gohron
Can you dig it?
Machete Kills sucked just as much as the first one did.
Last edited by Dolemite; 22 Oct 2013 at 12:31 AM.
Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Does that mean I'll like it if I liked the first one?
Electric bug
I had a lot of fun with it. No tits in this one, though. Machete has all the personality of a plank, but there's some great kills so it all works out right in the end.
James
Can you dig it?
I thought this one was even more boring, but if you liked the first one, I guess there's some shit here you'd like. I don't see how, though.
There were a few amusing kills, but otherwise it was terrible. James is right when he says that Machete himself was the most boring part of the movie (just like he was in the original). And yeah, let's assemble a cast of super-hot chicks in an R-Rated movie but not have any nudity whatsoever. Holy shit.
I can't wait for Despair to make is annual TNL post saying how awesome this movie was.
Last edited by Dolemite; 22 Oct 2013 at 02:03 AM.
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Check out Mr. Businessman
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the stock exchange
He got some wild, wild life
Can you dig it?
I'm not.
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