Shark Week

[icarusfall]

The pescetarian nightmare begins.

[Josh]

Galeophobia all up in here.

[icarusfall]

I'm more afraid of sharks than I am of dying.

[Josh]

I walked past a tv in the lobby and some dude was squeezing a shark's nose. This was five hours ago, and I'm still upset about it.

[icarusfall]

Fuck that shark.

[Vasteel]

I live every week like it's Shark Week.

[YellerDog]

[Josh]

I'm not clicking that. Fuck your mouth.

[Vasteel]

One time, I was surfing and felt something coarse brush my arm. It was a shark around a foot and a half long.

[icarusfall]

My grandmother had a penthouse condo on the beach in ft lauderdale. We would see sharks all over the fucking beach from the windows. Like 5 feet from swimmers.