Why Not Just Pee Down the Sink?

[kedawa]

My shit smells like freshly ground pepper, but I still wouldn't eat while on the toilet.

[Mman]

True fact. I have butchered part of a pig in my shower in college. If that thing wasn't going to be cooked for hours no way would I have eaten it. But that was my nasty fucking college bathroom that hosted many drunken parties. If I had the knowledge to really butcher a pig and the charcuterie skill, not to mention the space, I would have no problem doing this in my current bath.

edit: am I the only person who has peed in a cat box?

[Opaque]

edit: am I the only person who has peed in a cat box?

I don't have cats and I don't know many people that have cats, but if I was in a jam I'd totally do that.

I can't imagine the situation in which I'd need to do that though.

[Sinista]

The last place I rented had one of these lovely utilatubs in the basement conveniently located next to my gaming area and beer fridge. Tri-winner!

[Netwurked]

My good friend has one of those utilatubs in his basement, we wait until his wifey goes to bed before we start rotating piss trips to it.

[K3V]

UTILATUB!

[Chemist]

I am not sure how they do it in The States, but in Canada not all the pipes in a house lead to the same sewer system. Toilets lead to sanitary systems were the waste is treated at a treatment plant, all other drains like sinks and showers lead to the storm drains that discharge into a body of water completely untreated. All the piss, and vomit and oil and whatever you dump down the drain goes directly into the local water source.

Thus another reason you should use the drains for what they are supposed to be used for...

[Josh]

how do you regular jackoffs eat and shit at the same time? doesnt the smell of your raw open ass conflict with your appetite? can't you stop shoving crap down your craw for 2 minutes?

Multitasking in the morning is Man Business. The less time it takes you to get ready, the manlier you are.

[station82o]

ive had diarrhea for the past 2 days... ive been shitting so much my ass is starting to hurt. i want as little to do with the throneroom as possible atm

[Timber]

Truck used to piss in the kitchen sink whenever I was taking one of my more epic dumps in the first apartment we rented. It only had 1 bathroom, we never got another place with less than 2 after that.

edit: am I the only person who has peed in a cat box?

My parents have always had this huge 4 foot long cat box in the basement. I wrote my name in it several times in my youth, I was hit upside my head several times as well.