Team Fortress 2 = Free-to-play Forever

[Cowutopia]

DoD and DoD Source were both awesome though. Still are.

[Changeling]

Missed this shit-storm of a thread, but I'm back playing TF2. Anyone familiar with the new weapons and gear that are in the game now? Its like a completely different game now.

[Curtis]

Step 1: Acquire (through drops, trading or purchase) and equip the Force'a'Nature, Bonk Atomic Punch and the Holy Mackerel.

Step 2: Select Scout

Step 3: Familiarize yourself with FaN boost jumping as a means to get around to places you couldn't normally reach. This is the only acceptable use for your gun. Shooting dudes makes you a woman.

Step 4: Rather than other, effeminate scouts who use Bonk to escape no-win situations or to scoot around sentries, use yours to close distance on gun toting girly men like Heavies and Soldiers.

Step 5: Beat them to death with your fish. All of them. Every single one.


This is the only acceptable way to play TF2.