Has Anyone Seen It?

[A Robot Bit Me]

Network is dated ...

No way. It's still pretty relevant and poignant.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

IT'S STILL A GREAT FILM.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

The time has come to re-evaluate our relationship, A Robot Bit Me.
I don't like the way this script of ours has turned out. It's turning into a seedy little drama.

[A Robot Bit Me]

But it's not dated! Network, like a top-loading NES, is timeless.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Middle-aged man reaffirming his middle-aged manhood.

[A Robot Bit Me]

My libido and frontal hairline quit on me. Don't you go quitting on me, too.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

I'm sorry for all those things I said to you last night. You're not the worst fuck I ever had. Believe me, I've had worse.