Completion Thread 2012: Hai! Dekimashita!

[Fe 26]

Have you played the game recently? How is it not bland? Its like the definition of bland.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

He wins through attrition yet again.

[Yoshi]

I don't know, maybe its cause I had a saturn at launch and two PCs in the house. I just wasn't "HOLY FUCK" when I saw it. It was fun, but nothing to shit yourself over.

I also was a sega kid and never fell in love with mario like some of you, so that probably plays a part too.

"oh look, its a 3D version of that franchise I don't care about"

You can't play that card, because I have that whole deck, and it doesn't apply.

[Yoshi]

He wins through attrition yet again.

I work from home. Bring it.

[Yoshi]

No. You guys like horrible bland games. Y'all get nostalgia bias just as much as anyone else. It just took fucking NSMB for some of you to get over it.

Please tell me again that I have nostalgia bias in favor of a Nintendo game.

[Finch]

Mario 64 is an ugly dull game with ugly dull music and ugly dull gameplay. I hated learning to control the camera, i hated the level design where every world was big and empty with a couple gimmicks, i hated that Mario suddenly became talky, i hated that every Bowser fight was spinning around in a circle, i hate the colors, i hate the cannons, i hate the pink bombs, i hate the stupid penguins, i hate the stupid cake at the end, i hate swimming in it, i hate the ghost chatter, i hate the block things with their stupid faces, i hate the round things that push you around, i hate the paintings, i hate that stupid dinosaur, i hate the stupid plastic controller and the dead space in the middle, i hate playing the same levels with multiple objectives repeatedly. The only thing i don't hate is Mario's drowning sequence. It's pretty amazing.
It came out at a time when i was losing interest in video games, so i thought maybe that was it. Everyone said it was amaaaaazing, but i never saw it. So i played it later on the Wii. No. Everything from the colors to the sound effects to stretching Mario's fat rubber face still sucks. Mario64 marked the change from Mario being a faceless but likable guy who went on adventures to being a pudgy happy piece of shit who wouldn'ta shuta the fuck up.

Sure, it helped pave the way for 3D games, but every road has shit pressed into it. If Bubsy the Bobcat didn't come along, this would be the Bubsy the Bobcat of 3D games. It's loud, ugly, obnoxious, and not fun at all.

[GohanX]

i hate playing the same levels with multiple objectives repeatedly.

That's my main gripe with the game as well. You couldn't just skip replaying it either, since you needed 500 stars to get to the next boss fight.

Mario Galaxy does this too, but to a lesser extent, and different goals actually feel like different levels entirely.

[Mzo]

Finchu wryyyyyyy

[dave is ok]

Mario 64 is an ugly dull game with ugly dull music and ugly dull gameplay. I hated learning to control the camera, i hated the level design where every world was big and empty with a couple gimmicks, i hated that Mario suddenly became talky, i hated that every Bowser fight was spinning around in a circle, i hate the colors, i hate the cannons, i hate the pink bombs, i hate the stupid penguins, i hate the stupid cake at the end, i hate swimming in it, i hate the ghost chatter, i hate the block things with their stupid faces, i hate the round things that push you around, i hate the paintings, i hate that stupid dinosaur, i hate the stupid plastic controller and the dead space in the middle, i hate playing the same levels with multiple objectives repeatedly. The only thing i don't hate is Mario's drowning sequence. It's pretty amazing.
It came out at a time when i was losing interest in video games, so i thought maybe that was it. Everyone said it was amaaaaazing, but i never saw it. So i played it later on the Wii. No. Everything from the colors to the sound effects to stretching Mario's fat rubber face still sucks. Mario64 marked the change from Mario being a faceless but likable guy who went on adventures to being a pudgy happy piece of shit who wouldn'ta shuta the fuck up.

Sure, it helped pave the way for 3D games, but every road has shit pressed into it. If Bubsy the Bobcat didn't come along, this would be the Bubsy the Bobcat of 3D games. It's loud, ugly, obnoxious, and not fun at all.

[Finch]

NINTENDO HAS BRAINWASHED ALL OF YOU.