Game Journalism: A Table of Doritos

[MechDeus]

a lot of consumers have ego, laziness, and apathy issues. Sure, they're about to go home and waste a day on the newest sports game, but they still think their time is too valuable to waste on reading a good intricate review that doesn't fit on their phone. They have things to do. They're important.

I know, right?

[Fe 26]

You're a humorless ass.

You try to get a "gotcha moment" by referencing a joke. What is wrong with you?

[MechDeus]

You're a humorless ass.

You try to attack me because you think I'm serious all the time. What is wrong with you?

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

There aren't enough bytes in all of the internet to get into that discussion.

[Fe 26]

You're a humorless ass.

You try to attack me because you think I'm serious all the time. What is wrong with you?

Just because you chuckle while you post "gotchas" doesn't mean they are jokes.

[Yoshi]

There aren't enough bytes in all of the internet to get into that discussion.

Not even bytes in the humorless ass?

[MechDeus]

Just because you chuckle while you post "gotchas" doesn't mean they are jokes.

It's true. I thought you were totally serious about anime. You got me. That was supposed to be a "gotcha" moment. You're too clever. I thought I trapped you and then you were going to feel so stupid but you turned it around on me. Egg on my face. I've been uncovered. You've outwitted me. Congratulations.

[Fe 26]

Don't play that shit on me.

[Fe 26]

Ok. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Lets say you weren't trying to point out some kind of contradiction.

What was the joke? What would the punchline be? If it isn't "Hur Hur, you called yourself dumb" what is it?

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

please stop it.