Ninja Turtles (2014)

[Yoshi]

I could get used to it on-screen, but the toys are horrendous.

[Mzo]

I don't like going overboard with dumb filters and I can pretty much guarantee the action scenes will be jarring and disorienting.

I'd rather watch real movies made by good directors.

[YellerDog]

I hope... the movie gives little kids something to play in the playground, and doesn't completely derail the apparently very successful TV cartoon going on right now. Otherwise, IDGAF.

[Yoshi]

I can't imagine this would impact the cartoon at all. It has to be Nick's biggest cash cow now.

[Mzo]

I like how the Paramount and Nickelodeon logos were run through an orange and teal filter.

[Rumpy]

They do seem really tall. Raph is a monster looking at him hit that Humvee.

[Toupee]

Not into that. I guess I should have known exactly what to expect from "Michael Bay Turtles movie."

Looks like a fucking reskinned Transformers film.

[Melf]

I showed my daughter and asked afterwards if she was excited. She shook her head no and said, "The turtles look goofy."

[YellerDog]

[No One]

Let the Michael Bay battered wife syndrome commence.

"Well it doesn't look THAT bad..."