What I Learned Today

[Josh]

Today I learned that it's easy to chap Nick's ass without even trying.

As I recall, you were banned for posting the name of a Hobbit torrent in Cinemania while the movie was pretty new in theaters.

Sorry Nick. I was thinking of a different ban. There are large sections of time I can't account for.

get over this "currently" cop-out.

My dick. TNL was worth spending money on when you wouldn't let anyone spend money on it. In my opinion (which is the only one that matters) it isn't currently worth spending money on. Maybe in the future?

Was there a "remove the captcha/ads by request" option at /b/?

As long as you requested with a $20 bill, yeah.

I always thought /b/ was some child porn board.

I don't go there on Wednesdays.

[Doc Holliday]

I thought that was the day for .

[Josh]

What, no love for Carl Perkins?

[Fe 26]

I learned that Dolphins are water assholes.

They will beat a new born Dolphin to death, then proceed to rape the mother because "hey, she must be good at making babies"

Jesus.

[jyoung]

I learned that being "digitally penetrated" is the legal term for being fingered.

At first, I thought they were talking about a phone or a piece of electronics.

[Josh]

Retard.

[Gondolin]

The difference between "magotes" and "McGoats."

[Yoshi]

I learned that being "digitally penetrated" is the legal term for being fingered.

At first, I thought they were talking about a phone or a piece of electronics.

Retard.

He left out the part where he searched Steam for the rape app for 20 minutes.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Vanuatu Offshore Company Formation - Requirements
DIRECTOR: Minimum of one Director. Corporations are permitted.
SECRETARY: A Secretary is not required.
SHAREHOLDER: Minimum of one Shareholder. Corporations are permitted.
SHARES & CAPITAL: No concept of authorized share capital. Bearer shares are permitted.
NAME OF THE COMPANY: Must end with Limited of Ltd. to denote limited liability.

Other Information About Vanuatu Offshore Companies
Status of the company: Vanuatu International Company.
There is no income tax, no withholding tax, no capital gains tax, there are no inheritance taxes, and no exchange controls associated with the Vanuatu International Company.
No requirement to file financial statements, accounts or annual returns with the Vanuatu authorities.
Financial statements, accounts or records must be kept for a Vanuatu Company.
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The object of the Company is to engage in any act or activity that is not prohibited under any law. An International Vanuatu Company is not restricted from doing business with Vanuatu residents or Vanuatu companies.

[Josh]

What?