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Hippos are bad mother fuckers. They don't take shit from anyone.
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Nature, son. I used to be able to sprint up to 20 mph. Some bears can run up to 30 mph. Cheetahs hit 60 mph in 3 seconds. Usain Bolt can sprint up to nearly 28 mph.Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Last edited by Type Ryan; 13 Dec 2013 at 05:26 PM. Reason: fucker's FAST!
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill
In terms of Feats of Strength (tm), humans suck at just about everything, considering our size. We can just out-gun their outrun.
I think the hippos were just hungry hungry.
"Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt
You and I ran next to my mom's Ford Taurus and got up to around 22mph back in 9th grade. This was NOT for very long, mind you. Some of us used to sprint at those "you're going this fast, fucker" things that used to pop up on the parkway. I won every time. Even when fat. BANG BANG
Long distance running. It's how we used to eat. Stick animal with spear, chase until it dies.
Only thing permanent is change
True. Ants say, "What's up?"
It's our brains that separate humans from the rest of the animals out there. Although, there are some that are just as intelligent, if not smarter than humans. See cephalopods like Octopi and Cuttle Fish. Also, other mammals like Killer Whales are pretty fucking smart.
Fuck yeah! Didn't realize I was going that fast! Ah, to have that fast-twitch muscle. That fucker's GONE. I'm pretty sure I can still run a sub 5-second 40m dash. My best was 4.6, but I imagine I've lost a step or two in my old age. When I sprinted at a D-I meet in college, I was .5 seconds slower than the fastest guys there (future olympians and professional athletes). I ran a 6.9 in the 60M, while the fastest times were in the 6.4-6.5 range. Felt good knowing I could hang, to some degree, with the big boys.
Last edited by Type Ryan; 13 Dec 2013 at 06:17 PM.
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill
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Ants are only strong due to their size.
del·e·te·ri·ous[ dèllə teeree əss ]
harmful: having a harmful or damaging effect on somebody or something
Someone used this on CAG. I've never seen this word before. I like it.
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