Deus Ex: The Fall (Android, iOS, PC)

[Yoshi]

Deus Ex: Fuck You Joust Edition

[FirstBlood]

I honestly don't really care that much about the fact that it's a tablet game and I think most people that are pissed are really just hanging onto that stigma that isn't really valid anymore where the mobile game is always just a slap in the face to fans of a franchise.

I'm not crazy about playing first person shooters on my ipad but I could see this turning out well. Do we know who is developing it?

[MechDeus]

Deus Ex: Fuck You Joust Edition

Apparently.

[Joust Williams]

pft

If Valve started teasing a new 'Half-Life' without the real game and then said OH it's a shitty iPhone game, people would be going clownshit and setting fire to the HQ. I am just mildly annoyed.

[dog$]

You take dumps like everyone else.

Yes, a game with a rich narrative and engaging combat set pieces like Deus Ex is definitely something that can be enjoyed in ninety second spurts while you push solid excrement through your anus.

[MechDeus]

That's how I play games on my couch as well.

[Yoshi]

ninety second spurts while you push solid excrement through your anus.

Amateur

[dog$]

I've been taking Metamucil four times a week for the last few months.

If you were to see the sheer volume of orange jello that I squeeze out, you wouldn't call me an amateur, I assure you.

And yes, because of that, the sessions are as short as they are bountiful.

[MechDeus]

keep going I'm so close

[Joust Williams]

video:



I'm a huge fan of using dual analog on a screen where my fingers are in the way and my control loses its center point and then pressing the center of the screen for takedowns

Sounds like a great experience, smooth gameplay