Thank goodness.
*Clicks to watch Star Trek Beyond trailer while trying to keep an open mind*
*Beastie Boys immediately starts playing*
FUCK.
Seriously, this movie looks so horrible. It's totally Poochie-fied. Another Beastie Boys song? Kirk jumping shit on a dirt bike? A hot Kung-Fu chick kicking ass?
I have no idea what this movie is supposed to be, but it ain't Star Trek.
Last edited by Dolemite; 14 Dec 2015 at 03:40 PM.
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They should call it Star Trek: Beyond Recognition.
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Maybe it's just time to admit that Trek really only belongs on the small screen? That what makes Trek Trek just doesn't translate to big budget filmmaking? That even the best movies in the franchise, while good movies, weren't good Trek movies?
Welllll... except the one with the whales.
Last edited by Space Pirate Roberts; 14 Dec 2015 at 04:17 PM.
I'll see it. Are these all new aliens or something though? Didn't see a Rommy or Klingon anywhere near that trailer.
Originally Posted by rezo
Someone here mentioned everyone saying "I get it" now in dialogue... definitely a Buffyism.
"You're upset because your family was killed, I get it." Takes me right out of the moment now that I'm aware of it.
Originally Posted by rezo
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