X-Men: Apocalypse

[Josh]

He does now!

[kedawa]

That super-villain is setting a bad example!

[Fe 26]

Does he even have a ding dong? What if that is a butch woman? Weren't most of the gods and angels from that period gender less or hermaphrodites?

And shit, she could be a dude too. She's at least lived as one several times.

[YellerDog]

"Chokefuck"

[Fe 26]

yeah, they could be fucking through that too.

[BerringerX]

I haye seeing blue on blue crime.

[Chux]

I had heard so much shit on this movie that I had assumed it was super bad.
It just wasn't great.
Some thoughts:
Yay, Weapon X! Yay, setting up Mr. Sinister! Yay, Danger Room and almost blue and gold costumes.
Boo, Jean Grey becomes the phoenix in one movie, and just lets go of powers she doesn't even have a grasp on.
Boo, Apocalypse gets chumped out by some kids.
Boo, the horsemen have NO real reason to join aside from Magneto who's just ARGH HUMANS KILLED MY FAM, FAM.
Boo, all of Wheel's defining features are from villains. Magneto and the spine, Apocalypse and the balding.

[Melf]

He's fucking Apocalypse, he doesn't answer to SJWs.

This is what he was thinking while he choked her:

[Shin Johnpv]

I really disliked this one. You have a character with an already awesome background, amazing powers, and this insane villain. Then you do that to him. To quote Gordan Ramsey "Shut it down"

[James]

Am I the only one who thought that Quicksilver's Mansion Rescue felt like a clip from a better, far more fun movie? I enjoyed Apocalypse well enough for an afternoon's early summer movie, even if the whole plot got resolved by ...and then Jean Grey got off her ass, Quicksilver's super-speed moment was easily the high point.