When did you 1st lose the big V...

[Andy787]

*peels sack from leg, while accidentilly brushing his wack burn*

OW!

[Seven Force]

August 25 1997. 12:XX A.M.

After an exciting night in Tijuana, Mexico. I ended up at a stranger girl's crib. I never knew this girl, but met her by chance in one of the clubs I went to. I was kinda drunk, so she decided to help me out-(her being a nice girl and everything). At her apartment, we both slept in her bed. I wake up and feel her up. I even kiss her navel.

She then says, "How many times have you had sex?"
I respond with "Zero. Why do ask that?"
"You move like have (had sex)"

Ten minutes and two breasts later, A can feel the 'sting' of Veronica's stare (Oh schanp! I said her name)

"Are you ok? What's on your mind?"
"I'm thinking about sex!"
"Seriously?"
"Yes...seriously"

From here, you get the idea.

I never expected to pick up anyone in Tijuana (of all places). After this, I realized that I was missing a lot--on either side of the border...

[MechDeus]

Mine involved a nymphomanical slut (who was later to become my girlfriend of two years, we- I mean, she broke up with me almost two years ago) at around the age of 17. She figured I'd make a decent one-night-stand and I was clueless at the beginning. In one of my stupider moments ever, she slowly pushed me down onto the couch in an attempt to begin stripping me while I continued (pretty much with myself by this point) the conversation we'd been having up until she decided she was horny. After she began trying to peel off my clothes, I suggested we move this to the bedroom (more comfortable and just in case my mom decided to leave her room I didn't want to be in the middle of sex in the living room) where the inevitable happened.

Up until that point I had thought to myself I would probably wait for marriage. But afterwards I realized it had slipped my mind and I didn't care, I felt a little bad about that. It was only the second time I had ever seen her, didn't really know who she was, but it was fun. Luckily for me, there was plenty more to come for the entire time we dated until she went to college and I've had to go cold turkey. Damn women.

[Chemist]

Are you still a Virgin if you never got to finish?? but it went on for about 15 minutes?

[M]

Penitration counts I think... but thats my perspective isnt it?

[Megatron]

Go Kaneda, 5 seconds of fame for 5 seconds of action.

[Kaneda]

Feh, I lasted longer than her.

[Megatron]

But who won Kaneda?

[M]

I won. I always win.

[Megatron]

That hurts, ouch kaneda. Satisfaction is good, disappointment is bad. Fast way, bad way, long wait, relaxation.

In other words ouch to you kaneda, and good job to you cutie.