Check out this NEW Steven Seagal film

[Despair]

Here we go:

Release Date: November 15, 2002
Directed by: Don Michael Paul
Written by: Don Michael Pau;
Cast: Steven Seagal, Morris Chestnut, Ja Rule, Nia Peeples, Kurupt, Tony Plana, Claudia Chritian.

Plot:
Its 2002 and the California Penal Authority has reopened the most notorious prison in history - Alcatraz. Disgruntled Prison Bureaucrat-turned-criminal mastermind Donny [Morris Chestnut] has assembled a commando team to infiltrate the newly refurbished, high tech fortress in order to force a death row inmate to reveal the whereabouts of $200 million worth of gold. Inmate Nick Frazier [Ja Rule] must help Undercover FBI agent Sascha [Steven Seagal] rally the other inmates to stop the invaders - before they murder the Supreme Court Justice who is present for the impending execution.

What kind the name is SASCHA??? Agend SASCHA



Homeboy Seagal



Look, Thats a PORTER from Under Siege 2, and HE IS OUT TO KICK Steven's ASS

Original info can be found here:

http://www.latinoreview.com/movierev...hpdimages.html

[fiend_of_rejections]

I thought I was going to have a shitty day. Thank you for posting that Homey Segal pic.... You totally made my day.

Thank you.

[Rhydant]

Steven Segal.... /me vomits.

[1CCOSA]

How does this guy keep making movies???? Well, I guess he has to what with the mob after him and all. Haha. Please tell me this is direct to video. MST3K material all the way I'm sure.

[Rumpy]

"Who are you?"
"Steven Segal!" *waves arms around*
"What have you done...?"
"A little thing called...LEIGONAIR!" *waves arms around*
"...Never heard of it."
*Waves arms around* "...I'm going to go make a sandwhich." *Walks off stage*

Jackie Chan rules.