50 Reasons why LORD OF THE RINGS sucks

[Mman]

enjoy

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html


edit: not sure what the fuck that last thing was :stupid:

[Captain Vegetable]

13.) Did someone say plot hole?

Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.

22.) Go-Go Gadget Arrow Sprouter.

Legolas shoots arrow after arrow at his enemies, and yet the number of arrows in his quiver never decreases. I guess elves have glands on their back that secrete arrows.

25.) Propaganda.

The Elves, clearly the most advanced and wise species, are also clearly gay.

The best entries.

[Josh]

Black bars across the top and bottom of the DVDs I hate that shit.

I mean... what the fuck!

[Curtis]

A friend of mine said this about the flick:

"Have fun watching three hours of a midget getting chased bys pecial effects."

I dont agree with her comment, I just thought it was funny.

[arjue]

hahaha. thats gold.

[Zerodash]

I love shit like this

Wish I had more time to come up with stuff like that...

[Rick]

"Have fun watching three hours of a midget getting chased bys pecial effects."

Beautiful.

I was not much of fan of the movie, that was pretty funny.

[SearchManX]

Haha... someone has too much time on their hands. And I'm entertained by the result.

[Megatron]

All true, by the way did you guess hear that a second DVD of LOTR is comming out with a Documentary. So don't buy the first DVD of LOTR like I did.

[innova]

hahahaha thats some funny shit