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Thread: Samus Aran vs. Master Chief

  1. Originally posted by Mode7
    If they were to go toe-to-toe with Samus fresh out of her spaceship and the Chief unarmed, she'd get pounded.
    Fatal flaw: the Chief doesn't have an unarmed attack and Samus has a built-in gun.

    But that's nitpicking, even if the Chief could swing a punch he'd still get shot.

  2. but wait........
    couldnt Master Cheif sneak up behind Samus and snap her neck ?
    ummm..... uh ill come back with a better scenario

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    No wait ..... ummmm let me try again later
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  3. Originally posted by Searchman X
    Batman has a whole bunch of gizmos and gadgets but I think he would still kick Superman's butt using his logic.
    Well, Batman has beat down on Supes multiple times. But if you just locked Batman and Superman naked (no, not in a gay way. Just so Bats can't use his toys) in a room together with no warning so Batman couldn't cook up some sort of strategy, he'd get killed in a 1000th of a second. Which is Mode's point.

    Too bad Superman's too pussy to ever kill anyone though. And Batman would never let himself be caught in that situation. Can't say the same for Master Chief and Samus, though.
    Originally posted by Ethugg
    Master Chief... is that like the Iron Chef? lol.... Master Chief... what kinda homo name is that? Hi. I'm MasterChiefLeaderWarriorKnightTestosteroneHe-Man.....
    It's a real position or rank (not sure which) in the Navy.

  4. Originally posted by Saint of Killers

    It's a real position or rank (not sure which) in the Navy.
    I like the real fag Navy less than I like Gaylo....

  5. Well, Batman has beat down on Supes multiple times. But if you just locked Batman and Superman naked (no, not in a gay way. Just so Bats can't use his toys) in a room together with no warning so Batman couldn't cook up some sort of strategy, he'd get killed in a 1000th of a second. Which is Mode's point.

    Too bad Superman's too pussy to ever kill anyone though. And Batman would never let himself be caught in that situation. Can't say the same for Master Chief and Samus, though.
    Sure, Superman could easily beat down on Batman because he's.. well... superhuman. But the great thing about Batman is that he can dig into Superman's head psychologically. Add to that, the fact that Superman is a boyscout.

    So what *I'm* trying to say is that fighting does not only consist of *brute* strength. That's how barbarians fight. There's strategy. When you can throw an opponent offguard pyschologically and take advantage of the situation, you don't need pure brute strength. Speed also is on Samus' side (especially with those kickass dash boots).

    And Samus and Master Chief naked in a room? I think that's an entirely *different* battle...
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  6. Samus. Her last name is the same as my first, just spelled differently.

    Aran = Aaron
    Boo, Hiss.

  7. Samus kicks 'Master' Chief in the wink, wink and he goes down sobbing like a bitch, fight over.

  8. Come on... he (MC) can take out 4 Guardians with just as many bullets from a pistol all at once.

    It'd be a hard fought match (and the Batman vs Superman thing is actually pretty accurate to a degree).

    ºTracer
    o_O

  9. Halo can lick my nuts.

    So can Metroid prime, but with Fusion on the way, we'll let it slide.

  10. I think it's official that Frogacuda doesn't like anything.
    Name: Rock
    Town: Arcadia

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