My take on Animal Crossing (GameCube.)

[Jeremy]

GODDAMN MY STUPIDITY, now I can't get rid of this piece of shit review.

[Tommy Tallarico]

That is the shittiest Super Mario Sunshine review ever.

[Jeremy]

Eh, I'm blind, whadya expect? And Masters, if you don't want me to post here, just say the word, and I'm gone. I don't need that kind of shit.

[LOL]

Originally posted by Kaneda
I've got to level with you, Jay; these reviews are boring. There's just no personality to separate you from other reviewers. Try untraditional approaches, like not using the checklist method (graphics, gameplay, sound, etc. each getting their own paragraph) and avoid the cliches. When I write a review I try to make it as entertaining as possible, because honestly, there are a million and one places to find a generic review of AC. Make yours one that will stick out.

[Tommy Tallarico]

Originally posted by Jeremy
Eh, I'm blind, whadya expect? And Masters, if you don't want me to post here, just say the word, and I'm gone. I don't need that kind of shit.

You don't? So why would you keep posting your reviews when EVERY SINGLE TIME people tell you how much they suck?

[xS]

How many words was that?You should keep it 500 max if you want people to read them.

[Jeremy]

500? Dear lord...

[Tommy Tallarico]

500? But how could he ever hope to bore the shit out of people in so few words?

[Jeremy]

You obviously haven't read some of my earlier stuff. Truly boring shit. My WWF Royal Rumble (DC) review is just brutal.

[Diff-chan]

Your earlier stuff is just as boring as your new stuff! You haven't improved a bit. You dont listen to anybody's advice. You have no desire to improve your writing. Your reviews are terrible, and theyre not getting any better. Your GTA Vice City review was, in fact, the worst of yours that I read. Give it up.