how do you like your women/men

[Lordmrw]

Originally posted by rezo

I recently just completed a visit to the hood.

What the fu..? Completed a visit to the hood? You make it sound like a damn school field trip or a research project.

[Dolemite]

Hmm...I guess my ideal girl is as such:

Tall
Thin
Wide Hips
Pale
Freckles
Big eyes
Full lips
Glasses
Average breast size (bigger or smaller isn't important).
Nice round tushy

Usually, I like Irish/European looking girls. The sweeter and more innocent looking, the better.

[innova]

Originally posted by Dolemite
The sweeter and more innocent looking, the better.

hehe yeah the innocent ones are usually the dirty ones.

[Master]

I like the way people make "the hood" (stupid term) seem like a place you will visit with a purpose but that you have to leave as soon as possible.

I live in the ghetto, and people are people are people. Enough of this "they say funny talk in the hood" crap.

PS: Pretty or not, braggin on your good looks makes you an ass.

[SearchManX]

I don't like girls who are too skinny (it's a turn off when I can see her ribs... ) and I'd prefer a girl who weighs less than I do (165 lbs). Piercings other than ears are also a turn off. Butterfly tattoos aren't that bad IMO. The giant tattoos that envelope a girl's entire back are a no-no though.

I'd prefer asian girls (I'd like my kids to look asian like I do...) and long hair is something I'm crazy about. If it goes down to her hips, the better.

Height: 5'4-5'10
Brunette (or bleached blonde)

I like confident girls but not that many asian girls I've met are like that.

I am so picky that I'll probably never have a gf...

[rezo]

What the fu..? Completed a visit to the hood? You make it sound like a damn school field trip or a research project.

well, on school field trips or research projects, you visit a place, and then return when you finish your business, so yeah. That was exactly what it was like. It also sounded like I had stopped by like it was a market, or a video game store, or a zoo, and you get the idea.

[innova]

hey rezo shorten your sig some its too long.

[The Ampersand]

Well, I like my humans medium rare with a light duck sauce.

oh, wait. . .

I'm pretty much open to any type of girl: as long as she's not heavier than I am, is decently smart, and um. . yeah, that's about it.

[Freeter]

Originally posted by SearchManX
I don't like girls who are too skinny (it's a turn off when I can see her ribs... ) and I'd prefer a girl who weighs less than I do (165 lbs). Piercings other than ears are also a turn off. Butterfly tattoos aren't that bad IMO. The giant tattoos that envelope a girl's entire back are a no-no though.

I'd prefer asian girls (I'd like my kids to look asian like I do...) and long hair is something I'm crazy about. If it goes down to her hips, the better.

Height: 5'4-5'10
Brunette (or bleached blonde)

I like confident girls but not that many asian girls I've met are like that.

Damn, almost the same criteria I'm lookin' for in a woman. Girls with visible ribs sicken me. Get some meat in dem bones dammit...

I am so picky that I'll probably never have a gf...

Nah, you're just looking for quality. Makes sense, since if you're going to spend the rest of your life with that certain someone, you want her to be the right one.

Just give it time. They're out there, trust me.

[MechDeus]

Originally posted by Seven Force
Oh yes, Risa-chan (and that trademark forehead)

"Trademark forehead?" Thank the Gods I'm not known by an odd physical attribute like that.

I like my women. I can't describe which I think look good, because it's all over the map. I like women within almost range of application, so long as they have a pretty face and are not overweight. If they couple a good personality with that, I'm sold. Shame they never are on me. Or already have boyfriends (the majority of all women I've ever met that I've hit it off well with).

As I see it:
They've got a great personality - they'd make a great friend.
They've got a great body - they'd make a great fuck-bunny.
When the two meet, we're in business.

Oh yeah, no friggin' sticks. If it looks like I'm gonna break her in half just by hugging her, she better start shoveling food, 'cause that thin-as-a-rail look is nasty.