TNL character battle 6!

**Green** · 28 Sep 2002, 01:42 AM

Originally posted by Click_Stick
Back in the ol' middle school years... I was obsessed with the character of Earthworm Jim. Stranegly enough, I never owned the game.

EWJ.

Damn. I gave in.

Wow, I figured you'd be going for Marco.

**Ashod** · 28 Sep 2002, 01:57 AM

Originally posted by Shinobi128

Earthworm Jim!
Through the soil he did crawl!
Earthworm Jim!
A super suit did fall!
Jim was just a dirt eating chewy link of worm flesh
But all that came to a crashing end, ha ha ha!
Earthworm Jim!
He's such a groovy guy!
Earthworm Jim!
He rockets through the sky!
Crusin' through the universe havin' lots of fun
Here comes Earthworm Jim you know he's the mighty one!

Despite his great big muscles and his really big ray gun
Jim is still an earthworm but then he's the only one
With a supersuit that makes him really super strong
Jim can be winner only if we all sing along!
Earthworm Jim!
We think he's mighty fine!
Earthworm Jim!
A hero for all time!
Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm
Earthworm Jim!
Hooray for Jim!

That song is now officially stuck in my head.

I vote for Earthworm Jim, BTW. Earthworm Jim the video game character has more personality than most real people. The other characters don't even come close to being as cool as Jim.

xS · 28 Sep 2002, 03:30 AM

Earthworm Jim.

**CorruptedOldGnom(sic)** · 28 Sep 2002, 03:45 AM

While I actually like Kirby the most out of those, I voted for Sparkster since I figured no one else will.

**Ragnarok the Red** · 28 Sep 2002, 04:10 AM

Damn, this is the hardest poll yet, but I have to go with Sparkster here. Any armored possum wielding a giant broadsword and has a rocketpack strapped to his back is alright with me!