*Official* Nerd Joke Thread

[Master of 7s]

Originally posted by Master
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those that don't.



*braces self for massive wedgie*

*Punches Master in face*

It's swirly time!!!

[Master]

Why do programmers get Halloween confused with Christmas?


















Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

[BooMsta]

*wait for Radiogeek to jump in and make jokes about googlemips* (or whatever the hell that unit of memmory is called)

[SearchManX]

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

I didn't catch the binary joke, but I got this one... pity me.

[bahn]

Originally posted by Nash
what did the history book say to the math book?

man, you got a lot of problems.

what did the math book say to the history book?

let the past go.

two atoms ran into each other and one of them yells, "oh no, i lost an electron!" the other asks, "are you sure?" to which the first replies, "i'm positive!"

Now THOSE were funny. More please

Damn Master, MS must be boring you now to tears to tell such dull jokes. Bill share those with ya?

[The Ampersand]

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

[arjue]

hahahaha Ampersand



um, nerd jokes....

why was 6 scared?

because 7 ate 9

/me kills himself to save time

[Tracer]

That was funny "&" but it was supposed to be jokes Nerds would get or enjoy, not Jokes that Nerds would agree with the outcome. Womens clothing is uncomfortable from my experience.

ºTracer

[Megatron]

Originally posted by Master
This is a thread specifically for jokes only nerds would tell. You have to know a little about nerdy stuff to get the joke. Microsoft jokes would count. Videogame jokes would count. Chemistry jokes would count, you guys get the picture. I'll go first.


*ahem*


There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those that don't.



*braces self for massive wedgie*

:jest:

[andyrose]

*puts on Star Wars underwear and streaks through the thread*