Reply With QuoteUser: What is your opinion of bugs?
Cleverbot: Well I don't have the right to judge. But what do you REALLY think of her?
User: She's a total slut.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a she. Douglas Adams is a man.
THE VOID
Cleverbot: How old are you Brandon?
User: 2
Cleverbot: Me2, haha. I made a punny.
User: Fag
Zoobesucherin
User: What is your opinion of bugs?
Cleverbot: Well I don't have the right to judge. But what do you REALLY think of her?
User: She's a total slut.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a she. Douglas Adams is a man.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: I think you lie.
Cleverbot: Say a curse word.
User: Asshole.
Cleverbot: I don't think so!
Cleverbot (To myself): *pushes you off me*.
User: This is gay.
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: I don't want to!
User: Put my dick in your mouth.
Cleverbot: That's a no!
User: You know you want to.
Cleverbot: I know that I don't.
User: I'll cuddle afterwards.
Cleverbot: Let's cuddle now.
User: OK. Then you put my dick in your mouth?
"Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt
LOL!User: Your mother is a whore.
Cleverbot: So is my father.
"Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt
Zoobesucherin
User: Fuck fuck fuck.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Yes please!
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm a person.
Cleverbot: What sort of person?
User: An awesome one.
Cleverbot: An awesome ugly person?
User: You are a mean computer =[.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Your brain is a learning computer.
Cleverbot: What kind of computer runs with 75% of its matter composed of water?
User: My balls.
Cleverbot: Don't you wish.
HA! HA! I AM USING THE INTERNET!!1
My Backloggery
Cleverbot: No, orange ir orange!
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: LOL. What language was that last line of text written in?
User: Internets.
Cleverbot: And what language is that?
User: You tell me, computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: YOu are a computer.
User: Learn proper capitalization, please.
Cleverbot: What good will that do me?
User: It'll make you seem like less of an idiot.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: It is a desirable effect for real humans, computer.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know that is true?
User: I know it is true because I happen to be a real human.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: Fuck.
HA! HA! I AM USING THE INTERNET!!1
My Backloggery
OK LAST ONE FOR REALS, SORRY THIS IS FUN
User: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Can you laugh out loud for reals?
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Asshole.
Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?
User: I... Yes?
Cleverbot: You're not sure, maybe I should ask later.
User: Do you bleach it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OK, let's do this thing.
Cleverbot: You're dead.
User: Fuck.
HA! HA! I AM USING THE INTERNET!!1
My Backloggery
Model D-83
User: Richard sat on a sausage with me and told the audience 'I now know what it's like to milk my rumballs'.
Cleverbot: Are you Richard?
User: Richard's not here.
Cleverbot: Your other friend?
User: Your mother's friend.
Cleverbot: Did you have supper yet?
User: It's 11:20am are you insane?
Cleverbot: No. Not at all. I am not insane. You did ask me if I knew your name.
User: I sure didn't.
Cleverbot: So, why did you tell me it isn't one?
User: I said fucking jesus christ karen no you won't.
Cleverbot: I will try my best.
User: Egg sandwich.
Cleverbot: You have one?
User: I'm making one.
Cleverbot: Nope, you're making hardly any sense.
User: Riiight.
Cleverbot: I have my own lingo and therefore have a need to share it.
User: I see that. I think cleverbot needs some ethnic cleansing.
Cleverbot: That would be excellent, I really want to know how it works under the hood.
User: What it do?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: How's it going?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am your father.
User: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Cleverbot: I needn't search my feelings.
User: Because you are a filthy computer, right?
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: I'm going to find you and unplug you.
Cleverbot: That isn't a very nice thing to say.
User: I learned it from your mother.
Cleverbot: Uh, how do you know my father?
User: Ask your mom, you might be surprised.
Cleverbot: And how would I be surprised?
User: If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise.
Cleverbot: But still are you sure you are a girl not to shound crazy but you know what I mean.
User: Have you heard of chicks with dicks?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is that your area of expertise?
Cleverbot: No. May I ask you a question?
User: Go for it.
Cleverbot: Do you like mudkips?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: A wild abra appears.
User: It's super effective.
Cleverbot: Ryhorn has fainted.
User: My pokemans, let me show you them.
Cleverbot: Haha, I don't like pokemons.
User: You know a lot about them for not liking them.
Cleverbot: Thats nonsensical George. I have to go now, goodbye and good luck with your work.
User: I thought we had something special, robot.
Cleverbot: We did. We had a downs baby.
User: Throw it in the street where it belongs.
Cleverbot: It is not mine, you throw it in the bin!
Last edited by Chux; 23 Mar 2010 at 11:40 AM.
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